Part 2 · Buying AI Without Getting Burned · Playbook + Tool

The AI grifter test.

You do not need to evaluate the technology. You need to evaluate the proposal.

The decision
Run the five-flag scorecard on the AI proposal in your inbox before you take the second meeting.
7 minute read · Last verified Aug 2026

An opinion piece, and labeled as one: the data is real, the take is mine.

There is an AI proposal sitting in your inbox right now that you are not sure about. This page is how I would evaluate it, and the method has nothing to do with evaluating the technology.

The grift works because failure is the base rate. When 95 percent of generative AI pilots deliver no measurable return, a vendor who delivers nothing looks statistically normal, and by the time you know, they are two invoices ahead. 42 percent of companies scrapped AI initiatives in 2025, up from 17 percent a year earlier, with average sunk costs in the millions. The flip side is the useful part: companies buying from specialized vendors succeed at roughly two thirds, while internal builds succeed at a third of that rate. It is not the AI that fails. It is the integration, and the grifter sells you the model story precisely to distract you from the integration work.

95%
of gen-AI pilots deliver no measurable P&L return.
MIT NANDAAug 2026
42%
scrapped AI initiatives in 2025, up from 17%.
S&P GlobalAug 2026
2x
internal builds fail at roughly twice the vendor-platform rate.
MIT NANDAAug 2026

The one mental model: 10-20-70

Ten percent of AI value is the algorithm, which is the part that demos beautifully. Twenty percent is data: preparation, access, permissions, pipelines, the unglamorous, unavoidable middle. Seventy percent is process and governance change: interviewing operators, redesigning workflows, training people. The part that actually pays.

Grifters always sell the 10 percent wrapped in the language of the 70 percent. Every red flag below is that same move in different dress. The corollary that will save you the most money: pick your AI partner the way you pick an ERP, not the way you pick a model.

The five red flags, and the tell for each

Flag 1
They closed you in one or two meetings.

Speed of close is inversely correlated with quality of diagnosis.

The tell: no request to interview your operators, no process map or day-in-the-life artifact, a glossy proposal full of generic verbs and no named people.
Flag 2
They are proposing to build you something proprietary.

Custom builds fail at roughly twice the rate of integrating a proven platform. Buy the platform, build the integration.

The tell: "we will build you a custom model" instead of "we will integrate a proven platform," with the named platform conspicuously absent.
Flag 3
The deliverable is murky and the exit is opaque.

If you cannot see how you would leave their platform, assume the opacity is intentional.

The tell: no one-sentence answer to "how do I migrate off you, and what do I keep?" followed by a pivot to features.
Flag 4
They want significant payment up front.

The payment schedule is a confidence test the vendor takes on their own product.

The tell: front-loaded money, vague milestones, no "phase two is not paid until you verify phase one," and a discount for paying earlier, which is the vendor hedging against you walking mid-project.
Flag 5
There is no real data-work line item.

Data preparation is 60 to 80 percent of any real AI project. If it is not budgeted and staffed, the vendor either does not understand the work or is hiding the hardest part until after signature.

The tell: a polished model-and-UI scope, and the phrase "leveraging your existing data," which means nothing and budgets nothing.
Any two flags in the same proposal and you walk. One flag is a conversation. Two is a pattern, and the pattern is the signal, because the grift is structural, not incidental. Do not negotiate the flags away.

The scorecard

The tool attached to this playbook is a one-page scorecard: five dimensions, the exact question to ask, and what clean and dirty answers sound like. Score each answer 0 (flag present), 1 (mixed), or 2 (clean). Serious vendors score 8 to 10. Below 6, you are funding someone else's learning curve. And watch how the vendor reacts to being asked. The reaction is the data.

Ask thisClean sounds likeDirty sounds like
"Walk me through how you will map our workflow before scoping."Named operators, ride-alongs, a delivered process artifact."We'll start with a discovery call."
"Which proven platform are you integrating, and why that one?"A named platform and a reasoned fit.A custom build with no platform named.
"In one sentence: how do we leave you, and what do we keep?"One sentence, data formats named.A pivot to features.
"Tie payment to milestones. What is verified before phase two?"Staged, verifiable.Front-loaded, vague, early-pay discount.
"Show me the data-preparation line item."Scoped, staffed, priced."Leveraging your existing data."
Tool
The buyer's scorecard, print-ready.
One page. Carry it into the vendor meeting and score 0, 1, or 2 live.

Even careful buyers fail these three ways

The walk-back.
Klarna ran a best-in-class, platform-native deployment that replaced roughly 700 service roles, then rehired humans after satisfaction dropped; the CEO said publicly that they focused too much on efficiency and cost. Even a clean vendor can oversell autonomy. Scope for human-in-the-loop and stage the cut.
The enterprise-scale ancestor.
IBM Watson Health at MD Anderson: $62 million spent, zero patients treated, sales-led rather than workflow-led. Proposals divorced from real workflows fail at the same rate whether the vendor is a grifter or a Fortune 500 partner.
The internal-build trap.
Hire a systems-builder instead of a workflow-redesign leader and you get an eighteen-month pilot that never touches a real workflow. You have become the grifter for your own organization. If your AI lead is selling you the 10 percent, reframe the role.

Turn defense into offense

The buyers who get this right do not pick a vendor; they build a market and shop in it. One capability bar (the five flags as positive criteria). One contract template with staged payment, an exit and portability clause, a named data-preparation scope, and audit rights: write it once, sign it five times with five vendors. Qualify three to five vendors so the market does price discovery while your framework does quality control. And remember that renewal is the only lever you actually have; scoping and portability go into the contract at renewal, not into a policy document nobody enforces.

What this costs

Twenty minutes to score the proposal already in your inbox. One legal cycle to add three clauses to your template. The alternative is the base rate, and the base rate runs seven figures.

Monday
  1. Run the scorecard on the last AI proposal you received, before lunch. The first run is calibration: it tells you whether you have a vendor problem or a process problem.
  2. Add three clauses to your AI procurement template at the next renewal: staged payment against verified deliverables, a one-sentence exit and portability clause, a named and budgeted data-preparation line item.
  3. In the next vendor conversation, ask for the workflow process-change plan, the 70 percent, not the model demo.
The most strategic AI decision you make this year may be the one you do not sign.
Second edition note

The five flags survived a year of real proposals unchanged, and the walk rule stands. What sharpened is my language on flag two. "Proprietary build" used to sound like the opposite of "buy the platform," and vendors learned to hide behind that: everything is a build if you squint. The real distinction is building versus integrating. Nobody at mid-market scale should be training models, running their own platforms, or writing their own harnesses. The legitimate work is plumbing: wiring proven platforms into your workflows and modifying them to function the way you need. You are customizing a car, not building one. A vendor proposing to build you the car is flag two, every time; a vendor scoping the plumbing, with the platform named, is what good looks like.

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Sources: MIT Project NANDA Aug 2026 · S&P Global Aug 2026 · Gartner Aug 2026 · BCG AI at Scale Aug 2026 · Klarna public statements · Reporting on IBM Watson Health at MD Anderson

Part 2 · Buying AI Without Getting Burned · Next: The five clauses · First Edition version of this topic: archived at /v1/workshops/grifter-test